Happy birthday to the kindest, dorkiest, handsomest, wisest leader!
“I bet that you’ll get married way before me!” He would say after giving you tissues so you could blow your nose. He would then proceed to tell you the best qualities about yourself and why you won’t be single for too long before he would joke that maybe you should start joining a dating app or two.
He would immediately suggest getting ice cream or brownies because he knows that you will need some serious comfort food. “Is it your time of the month? Because you get really dramatic when it is…” He would chuckle before pulling you into a cuddle and telling you that everything will be okay.
He may heavily hint that he’s right there and available for you to date. Other than that, he will be there to be your shoulder to lean on. “No more crying- or i’ll definitely give you something to cry about!” He would say jokingly, pinching your cheeks when he sees you pouting at him.
“Personally I would date you but you already said that you wouldn’t lay a single finger on me so…” He would tease you in an attempt to make you laugh. When you crack a smile, he’ll wipe your tears away and offer to buy you your favourite food or watch your favourite movie together.
At first he may want to tease you about being an ugly crier but when he realises how upset you are, he’ll bite his tongue. He will give you a big hug even though the two of you are not really affectionate to each other that much. “Aw don’t be upset anymore y/n. Your Mr. Right is just around the corner- I know it!”
He will quickly lend you a handkerchief to wipe your tears away and with an arm around your shoulder, he’ll comfort you to the best of his abilities. “You’re so silly y/n, of course someone will want to date you! Come on let’s go for a drink and we’ll count how many guys will check you out.”
He will be a complete gentleman about it; he will listen to you intently and let you cry until you feel better. Once you’re all cried out, he’ll take you to your favourite hang out place where he’ll cheer you up. “Y/n, believe me when I say that you won’t be alone forever. You’re beautiful and kind- you’re a catch!”
It’s a dinner date you have been waiting for- he told you that he has made reservations at your favourite fancy restaurant and after finding out about this, you wanted to make sure that you looked your best. “Y/n are you ready?” He peeks his head through the bedroom door where you were panicking and trying to find the perfect outfit. You tell him that you’re not sure what dress to wear so he’ll help you out happily. He will sit down on the edge of the bed while you try out different dresses for him. Once you’ve agreed on one, he gets up excitedly thinking that that was it. “Wait- what about shoes?!” You’ll remind him. He’ll shake his head with a smile before following you to choose which shoes to wear.
He would be waiting patiently in the living room for you while you finished off with your make-up. He would either be watching TV or playing with his phone while he wait. After fifteen or twenty minutes of waiting, he gets up and knocks on the bedroom door. “Is everything okay babe? Have you fallen asleep?” He calls out with a grin on his face. You open the door and you tell him that you had to start over because you screwed-up your eyeliner. He simply smiles and takes your hand sweetly. “You don’t need it anyway, you’re beautiful already without it!” He would tell you.
Aware that you take a while to get ready, he decides to finish getting ready at your place too. He would bring over two shirts and he will ask you which one is better then he’ll ask you if he was wearing too much hair gel. Of course he would still be the one to finish getting ready first so he would grab himself a drink in the kitchen in the meantime. “Baby I don’t want to rush you but these tickets are for today and not for tomorrow…” He would roll his eyes while standing by the bedroom door. “Also, hair down and not up..” He would tell you with a wink.
He would be a little impatient especially when the two of you were just going to the cinema. “Why can’t you just wear that?” He’d say and point. You’d then have to tell him that you were just wearing your nightgown. And when you start applying make-up, he’d whine. “It will be dark in the cinema babe, you don’t need make-up. You’ll just waste it! Remember how expensive your make-up is!” In order to stop him from complaining further, you decide to go bare-faced.
Panicking a little, he would be pacing across the room and looking at the wall clock repeatedly. It was an important event the two of you were going to and he couldn’t be late to it. He would check on you over and over then when he sees you slip your shoes on, he’d sigh with relief. “I’ll wait for you in the car y/n.” He’d say after grabbing his car keys. Still nervous about arriving late, he keeps quiet during the drive but when you arrive at the venue, he’d look at you and apologise for rushing you. “You look beautiful.” He’d whisper before kissing you.
He would be the type to watch you get ready. From the moment you step out of the shower and starts getting dressed, he would be there to watch you because he finds it amusing. “I love that lipstick color on you…” He would comment with a smirk while watching you put lipstick on. When you can’t decide on what shoes to wear even after he offered his suggestion, he would take matters in his own hands and pick up the shoes he suggested before grabbing carrying you over his shoulder. “Now let’s go and have this date shall we?” He would say as he carries you out of the apartment.
You receive a text from him informing you that he is parked outside of your place already. You text him back saying that you’ll be out soon before you hurriedly put your shoes on. After grabbing your handbag, you looked around for your keys but you couldn’t find it. Meanwhile he’s waiting in his car quietly, tapping on the steering wheel as he listened to the radio. A few moments later, he looks at his watch and wonders where you are. Just as he was about to check on you, he sees you running towards his car. “Sorry I couldn’t find my keys!” You said breathlessly. “I thought you were ditching me!” He smiles then gives you a kiss.
“You do? What’s her name?”
“I’d love to meet him one day!”
“She’s so lucky to have a mom like you!!”
“I bet he’s as cute as you y/n~”
“Do you think she will like me?”
“Really? Show me a picture of him!”
“Should we all go out together soon?”
Minhyuk – “Life is so boring when you don’t have any online orders coming in the mail to look forward to…”
Wonho – “Do you ever zone out but you’re aware that you zoned out but you’re too lazy to zone back in?”
Kihyun – “I like to pretend I don’t give a fuck but honestly I don’t think I’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life.”
I.M. – “The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical.”
Jooheon – “You might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean!”
Hyungwon – “I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.”
Shownu – “What is a sex drive; where is the sex going? Does it even have a license?”
We turn 2 years old today! ♡ (22/05/2018)
𝐹𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝒷𝑒𝒷𝑒𝓈, 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃’𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝒶𝓈 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒶𝓈 𝐼 𝓊𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻 𝒽𝒶𝒽𝒶. 𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓃 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓈𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈, 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝑜 𝓂𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹! 𝒯𝓌𝑜 𝓎𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝑒𝓃𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓊𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓊𝓅𝓅𝑜𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝐿𝑒𝓉’𝓈 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓊𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓊𝓅𝓅𝑜𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒷𝑜𝓎𝓈, 𝑀𝑜𝓃𝓈𝓉𝒶 𝒳! 𝒪𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃, 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊! ^^