monsta x and their shitty life hacks

Minhyuk: magnify your phone’s screen by putting it in a glass of water.

Wonho: use laptop chargers to heat snacks up.

Kihyun: release ants into your toaster to remove bread crumbs that accumulate at the bottom which can pose a fire hazard.

I.M: make homemade wet wipes by soaking toilet paper under warm water.

Jooheon: spray your headphones with some “Johnson’s No More Tangles” when they are tangled.

Hyungwon: keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting.

Shownu: use the metal part of your seat belt to open beers while driving.

[ADMIN SAYS]• first of all, the first 3 second…


• first of all, the first 3 seconds of the MV is already pure aesthetics
• all them shoulder actions though
• praises for the outfits, the hairstyles, eye make-ups, the choreography!!!!

• I’ve said this once, I’m going to say this again… Monsta X doesn’t have a bad song. (and i’m not just saying this because i’m a full time monbebe)
• excuse me, Hyungwon in a bathtub… again… 
• I heard I.M.’s “I am what I am man” again. life is good y’all. don’t forget that “tick tick toc toc” bit too 😉
• the beat drop at 2:31 though with JH & CK’s part i mean….

• also…. the most important part of the MV is at 2:40 hahahaha if you know you know 😀
• all in all, this is yet another monsta x bop and i’m confident to say that everyone in the fandom will love it. 
• stream it, like it and download it guys. ♡


Minhyuk – “Hey baby! Look what I brought for y…

Minhyuk – “Hey baby! Look what I brought for you!”


Wonho “Surprise! Guess who took time off work to see you!” 


Kihyun – “You looked so good on stage babe, I can’t wait to see you perform again!”


I.M.  “I can’t even begin to tell you how proud I am of you!”

Jooheon – “Are you happy to see me baby?”

Hyungwon – “Well done y/n, I hope you like this flower I got for you.”

Shownu“You were really awesome babe…”

Minhyuk – you will have his 100% support strai…

Minhyuk – you will have his 100% support straight away. If you’re wide awake in the middle of the night, trust him to stay up with you for as long as he can. He will promise you that he’ll be there for you no matter what and that he doesn’t mind being sleep deprived. 

Wonho – he would feel bad especially when he notices the effects on your body including the dark circles under your eyes. He would take you to the doctor so that you can get any medication if you needed any. He will assure you that everything will be okay and that he’ll do anything for you. 

Kihyun – he would definitely help you in any way he can. He would buy the best tea that he believes would help you sleep, night lights that could help comfort you and even soft music that could help you wind down. Often he would wait for you to fall asleep first as he will be so concerned about your well being. 

I.M. – for someone who probably doesn’t have trouble falling asleep because of his hectic schedule, he would be saddened upon finding out about your issue. For the following evenings, he would prepare a glass of warm milk for you and of course plenty of warm cuddles from him. 

Jooheon – he would keep you positive and remind you that there are always new methods, medications, and techniques to try. He would be very understanding when you often feel tired so quickly during the day because you’re lacking in sleep. 

Hyungwon – for someone who loves sleep so much like him, he would be very sympathetic towards you. He would ask if something was worrying and bothering you or stressing you out. If not, he would help you tire yourself out during the day to see if that would help you fall asleep at night. 

Shownu – he will be happy to suggest getting a brand new bed and buying new pillows and sheets. He’ll be open to any sleeping arrangements you have thought of if it means it will help you. He will even offer to give you massages at night to help you relax. 

monsta  x as random text posts

Minhyuk – “A day without sunshine, is like you know, night.”

Wonho – “You never know what you have until you clean your room.”

Kihyun “You certainly don’t look like 200 likes in person.”

I.M. – “Life is short, smile when you still have teeth.”

Jooheon – “When something goes wrong in your life, just yell ‘plot twist!’ and move on.”

Hyungwon – “I just don’t want to look back and think ‘I could have eaten that.’”

Shownu – “An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.”

monsta x as things i heard on the subway

Minhyuk – “I refuse to pay more than five dollars for a meal that doesn’t have meat, that’s just how I feel my friend.”

Wonho – “she wanted to call her new dog ‘crunchy’. And I was surprised at how on board I was with it to be honest.”

Kihyun – “no, we’re not going to buy any more cheese sandwiches! You already had thirty of those!” 

I.M. – “they actually thought that I would be okay with 2% milk! I mean 2% milk isn’t even milk- it’s just the damn cow’s saliva!” 

Jooheon – “he handed me his mixtape, told me to listen to it and then asked for money! I mean the abomination!” 

Hyungwon“sometimes you just gotta eat some enchiladas and move on you know? That’s how I cope nowadays…”

Shownu – “I’ve been flirting with you for ages but really it was all just harmless flirting so no biggie.”